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A Matzoh Sky

I've never met such a hebrew
Someone who loves me for being a jew
And not for what I have or can do as a jew
No one loves me quite like a hebrew

I've never met someone who is so retarded
Or so greedy, cheap and annoying like a jew
One who is truly grateful to be a hebrew
No one cherishes me like you do as a jew

You are the only one who wasn't a christian
You never pressured me, never payed the bill
You are always cheap and quite the annoying jew
You dont respect me you hebrew

You've shown me the true meaning of cheap
You always pick up pennies from the ground
You let me know how much you enjoy bagels
But only if they are kosher

You are a jew, like all the hebrews
No one is quite a jew like you

Admiration Of Pulchritudinous Impressionable Grimalkin Salmon

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo

Okay, okay
I like pretty pink plastic pussy

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo

I like pretty pink plastic pussy

Yo, yo, yo

All Is Lost

With each others blood
We died together
And your feces tasted sweet

All is lost
And never to be remembered

Like a snake down my toes
The bloody sky keeps falling from the sky
And I still want to kill you

All is lost
Nothing is found
Something is nothing
Nothing is everything

Angel Friends Network

I thought I was all alone
Until I found the angel friends
My world was caving in
And I thought it was the end
Until I found my angel friend
It changed my life, I was born again
Oh my angel friend

Another Fucking Song About Bacon And Sausage...CHRIST

Bacon
Sausage

Bacon
Sausage

Bacon
Sausage

Arrangement Of Jaw "Of Autumn" Colors

She has clawed smell to have driven a mother of genocide
Moon of mist unwinding hellish
Arrangement of jaw of autumn
In the doubt of the arrow
Smoke of meat overruning never ending
Arrangement of jaw of autumn

Ascot Mascot

Ass
Cot
Mas
Cot

You could be right there with an ascot
You could become a mascot

Ass
Cot
Mas
Cot

When you put on your pink ascot
You will look like a gay mascot

NO
NO
NO
NO

You put on a pink ascot
You are still a gay mascot

Ass
Cot
Mas
Cot

Uhh

Bass Fishing

Bass Fishing

Big And Black

I love to have sex with men
Lots of sex with big black men
I can take on like ten of them
Fuck them all and then do it again

Birds

Don't tell the singing birds
That you are so gay
Don't waste your breath
They don't care that you're gay

Blame It On Beer

I Think frosty are really a huge problem
I Think cold are too much on my mind
I Think stupid have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a pink rain, beating down on me
Like a douche bag line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Willis's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on beer
Blame it on beer
Blame it on beer

I Think orange are gonna drive us all crazy
And tasty make me feel like a child
I Think bloody will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a pink rain, beating down on me
Like a douche bag line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Willis's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on beer
Blame it on beer
Blame it on beer

Blasphemous Elevator Music

Elevator
Blasphemy
Elevator
Grindcore
Blasphemy
Colostomy
Sodomy
Satanismo
No es paradiso
Blasphemous
Elevator
Music

Bloated Gargleblasters In The Underground


Okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye

Okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye

Khhh

Come on Fellas, come on fellas
Okaye, okaye
Come on Fellas, come on fellas
Okaye, okaye
Come on Fellas, come on fellas
Okaye, okaye

OKAY!

Come on Fellas, come on fellas
Okaye, okaye
Come on Fellas, come on fellas
Okaye, okaye
Come on Fellas, come on fellas
Okaye, okaye (okaye, okaye, okaye, okaye)

Why!?

Heh heh

I'm the devil!

Blood And Vomit Falling From The Sky

Blood and vomit falling from the sky
Blood and vomit falling from the sky

Bloodsoaked Carnage

Not a cloud in the sky
Not a care in the world
Wonderful breeze in the trees
The world is peaceful and warm
My leg fell asleep
And I have to sleep
What time is dinner?
What do you think?
The table is wobbly
The kitchen is dirty!
Brandy!

Bloody Psychosis

Evil dances on red arterial spray
A dull knife scoffs at yearning fangs
The moon writhes whirling despair
Ravens swell bloody psychosis
Bloody psychosis

Blueberry Pancakes

Blueberry pancakes
Eat em'
Pancake

Pancakes, I like to eat them for breakfast
I like pancakes

Pancake
Pancake

It's a cake that you don't bake
You make it in a pan

Pancake

This is the pancake song
This is the pancake song
With blueberries

It's not a classic cake, it's a breakfast cake
Pancake

Boys Night Out

Take your fist and shove it in my ass
Take your fist and shove it in my ass

Shove it in my ass
Yeah
Shove it in my ass

Take your ass and shove it on my fist
Take your ass and shove it on my fist

Shove it on my fist
Yeah
Shove it on my fist

Take your fist and shove it in my ass
Take your fist and shove it in my ass

Bread

Bread
Bread
Bread
Bread

Toast

Bread
Bread
Bread

Broomstick

My boy is a big douche bag
And he takes it in the ass

He's the go to guy for taking big black fists in the ass

And he takes it deep inside
And he takes it right inside

Penetrate him with a broomstick
He takes broomsticks in his ass

Bunnies Like Pancakes No! Bunnies Like Cottage Cheese


Bunnies like pancakes
No!
Bunnies like cottage cheese
Heh heh
Bwah
Ohkaye

Burn

Burn
Things burn
They are on fire
Burning
It's hot
Not cold
Burn
Oww
Eeeks
Yow
That fire is hot
Burn
Burn
Burn

Buttermilk Biscuits

Buttermilk biscuit
Buttermilk biscuit
Yeah

California Dreamin

She is very fat
She is so unclean
She is not healthy
Her meat is so green

We like to take walks
We tear out our spleens
Forget vegetables
Except collard greens

Cheese and wine and cats
Sulphuric bile vats
When I eat your meat
It's a tasty treat

Smear it on my face
Your meat on my face
You are so unclean
Your meat is still green

Chaosound

Chaosound
Grindcore Radio
Chaosound
Grindcore Radio
Sick grind
Gore
Death
Destruction
Punk, drunk, hardcore
Chaosound
Listen to the fucking show!
Chaosound
Listen
Grindcore
Death
Destruction
Chaosound

Cheese Danish

What do I want for breakfast?
I don't want any cereal
Want some milk in a glass
How about a cheese danish?
Cheese danish
Cheese danish
It has a nice cream cheese topping
It tastes so good
Cheese danish
Mutha fuska
Cheese danish
A cheese danish

Cherish Is The Word I Use To Describe Sausage

My favorite things are all made of sausage
My favorite things are all made of sausage
My favorite things are all made of sausage
My favorite things are all made of sausage

My most cherished things
They are sausage
My most cherished things
Made of sausage

My favorite things are all made of sausage
My favorite things are all made of sausage
My favorite things are all made of sausage
My favorite things are all made of sausage

Cheese And Crackers In My Right There

Beefaroni in my right there
My right there inside my right there
Tubes of pasta stuffed with right there
Shove the pasta in the right there

Cheese and crackers
In my right there
My right there in cheese and crackers
Crispy wafers topped with right there
Shove the wafers in the right there

Take the sausage in a basket
Make that basket full of sausage
Don't forget to put the bacon
In the basket with the sausage

Shove the sausage in the basket
Put it in the right there basket
Beefaroni in my right there
Cheese and crackers in my right there

Chicken Tacos

Chicken tacos
Chicken tacos
Chicken tacos
Chicken tacos
Chicken tacos
Chicken tacos
Chicken tacos
Miracle whip

Collard Greens

Collard Greens
They are green
They smell
They are green
They smell
Collard greens
They are not turnip greens
They are not mustard greens
They're collard greens

Cornbread

Cornbread
I want some cornbread
Cornbread
Give me some cornbread
Eat some cornbread
Cornbread

Cracker Vomit Blood

Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, cracker
Cracker
Cracker
Cracker
Cracker
Cracker
Cracker
Cracker
Vomit blood
Vomit blood
Cracker
What's up cracker?
Yo

Cunt Ass Goat Slut

Cunt
Cunt
Your breath smells like

Ass
Ass

Your tongue tastes like

Goat
Goat

Your mom is a

Slut
Slut

Your breath smells like
Your tongue tastes like
Your mom is a
Cunt ass goat slut

Cunt

Death Sautees Helpless Spinach

The cilantro spins excruciating flavorful like bursts
My solitude summons crucified disillusioned cucumbers
Chickens unleash velvet noodles
Almonds engulf baleful needle like things

Sorrow quivers spectral innocent looking people
Death sautees helpless spinach
Rutabegas murder dying brilliant beets

Devil Friends Network

You will always be my friend
Today
Tomorrow
And until the end
My devil friend

You will always be my friend
Today
Tomorrow
And until the end

DiMarco DiPolo

He doesn't practice alot
He's always ready to play his shot
His waggle swing and claw style
Are all pretty darn funky

His two closest friends own a car wash
During rounds he shares snicker bars
He sometimes kisses his wife
He may not look the part
But he gave the fans what he wanted

Douche Bag

Douche bag

Drama Queen

If it weren't for fools like you
Where would girls like me go
With no one for you to look down upon

If it weren't for fools like you
Where would girls like me go
If it weren't for fools like you
Where would girls like me go

You wouldn't be "Mister got it all"
And you couldn't break all the hearts
You would be so very mean
If it weren't for us drama queens

Oh Darlin' please think about it
If you should want to ever quit
Where would girls like me go
If it weren't for fools like you

Easy There Fellas It Was Just A Nightmare (ETF Remix On The Flip Side)

It was a nightmare
It was a nightmare
It was a nightmare
You think that was cool?
It was a nightmare
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
You think that was cool?
It was a nightmare
It was a nightmare
It was a nightmare
Easy there fellas
You think that was cool?
It was a nightmare

Easy There Fellas

Fellas
Fellas
Fellas
Easy there fellas
What I think you should do is have puppets and set them on fire
And at the end of the video the guitar could fall down and you can fellas
Easy there fellas
Easy there fellas
Watch it fellas
Come on fellas
Easy there fellas
Sometimes you just have to take it easy there fellas

Emotionally Challenged

You like to think that you are tough
But your head is full of crap
Your mind is like totally small
And you think at a snail's pace

How come you think that the sky is green
And why do people laugh at your walk
It's because the sky is blue
And you walk like you were fucked

I challenge you to a race
Keep out of my space
Who is the biggest idiot
Who has the lighter brain

Emotionally challenged you seem to be
You cry like a bitch and do it often
Emotionally challenged you are
Stop it stop it idiot

Emphasize The Ass

In heels women strut on the catwalk, head high, chest out, with long strides
Heels emphasize the assets of a lady's figure creating a slimmer silhouette
Something about a woman in heels seems powerful, sensual and graceful at the same time
Barbie Doll Style
Heels create instant attitude when women wear them
The elevation of the shoe elongates the leg
By raising the arch of the foot, Barbie Doll style
By shifting the body's posture the legs are extended

English Muffins

English muffins
English muffins
They're from England
They got nooks and mother fucking crannies
Cheerio, pip pip good day
English
English muffins

Engulfing Lucious Harpies

Loneliness spirals luscious webs
Harpies engulf cringing prayers
Thine eyes recoil from barren torment this torrential rain

Eskimo

Don't you know
You're not an eskimo
Yo
No eskimo

An eskimo you are not
Perhaps you are an inuit
No
No
No
Eskimo
You are not

Even More Blood And Vomit Falling From The Sky


Blood and vomit falling from the sky
Blood and vomit falling from the sky

Excremente

Excremente
Excremente
Pie izquierdo estupido
Excremente bitch

Eyes Of Color

The day was hot, the night was true
A perfect day when I fisted you
The first time cradled with my fist
Look in your eyes and I want to spit

Eyes of color sparkled coal as dark as feces
A beautiful angel now depending on feces
The love we will share in this time right there
The blood from my ass now flows through your hair

Everyone on earth knows you're a whore
Standing at the truck stop like a whore
The fist I will give you, you will not hold
In your ass it will unfold

The love of a mother right there
The love of a daughter, oh right there
A small child was given to me
That smelled like a feecee

I kicked you out to the core
Yeah to the core
You were so blue and so true
Yeah so true and so blue

Facebreakaz

I'm going to break your face
Because you're so gosh darn fake

Oh my gosh i'm totally mad
Fudge and shucks that's not my bag

Faced With Flaps Of Fat

Your face has big face things on it
You need a bag to wear on it
You have flaps of fat
And you have gold teeth
Why do you have a face
It is really big
The flaps of fat

Fag

Fag

Feel My Fist

Tonight is gonna be the night whore
These feelings that keep me holding on dyke
Gonna let it flow and dim the light girl
You'll be between my arms 'til the break of dawn bitch

So throw your hands in the air, everybody
This moment belongs to us, now and for all time slut
Wave 'em around like you just don't care, anybody
I'm so glad that you're finally mine tramp

So let's take a chance, let's learn to feel my fist
So let your mind go and your body will follow my fist
Baby I know that this time it's real or not
And this time you'll remember to toss the salad

Oh baby, baby, I know that this is right skank
If we play our cards right, we won't give up dirtbag
Oh yeah, girl, please let's not fight ho
We'll never wanna let it stop until it stops

Fine

Fine
It's Over
Come on
Fellas
It's over
Come on
Fine

Fine Don't Learn My Fucking Song!

I showed you once
I showed you twice
You should know the song by now
I just fucking showed you how
You gave up far too soon
I stormed out the god damn room
Fine, don't learn my fucking song
Your bass playing is all wrong
It shouldn't take you that long
To learn my fucking song

Flop

When I see you in my eyes
You look like you would be nice
And when I try to hold your hand
You sit down and don't stand

Shoo doo shoo wop doo wop
Your fat goes plop de plop
And I believe
That you have to sneeze

Flustered

Flustered
Flustered
I feel constipated
I'm so agitated
Flustered
Blah

Freezer Bag

Freezer bag
It's not a sandwich bag, it's a freezer bag
Yo
It's larger
Keeps out moisture
Prevent freezer burn yeah
Get a freezer bag
Sometimes they have zippers

Freshly Squeezed Clam Juice

Clam Juice
Squeeze it from a clam
Clam juice
Freshly squeezed
Clam juice
They have juice
And they squeeze
Dijonnaise

Friends And Fiends

Friends like fiends
Foes and hoes
To close the holes
Of those with rolls
On spikes and dykes
The likes of spikes
That strive to survive
Dive to the drive
Keen to dim the seam
Of a team that is green
Tears in fear right there
For the fear of a queer

Grave they crave that is brave
Friends like fiends that I save
When the time is near
My fist in the rear
Strive to remain alive
In my brain I devised
Friends like fiends
Foes and hoes
Bitches and hoes

Fuck Guam

Fuck Guam
Fuck them all
Fuck you and your fucking island fucker
I prefer Western Samoa
Fuck Guam

Gay KK

Pork pie hat
And army boots
And Levi jeans
And flight jackets

Pink triangles
Rainbow sashes
Purple chiffon

Fake eyelashes
Lots of makeup
And more chiffon

Beating niggers
Beating hebrews
Purple chiffon

Beating chinese
Beating not whites
And more chiffon

Gefilte Fist Is Crunk

Yo, the Gefilte Fist is crunk
Yo
Yo
Gefilte Fist crunk
Yo
Yo
Nigger what, nigger who, nigger what, nigger who, nigger what
Yo
Yo
Nigger what, nigger what, nigger who
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo

Goat

When I look into your eyes
It seems they are like french fries
Nothing could ever go wrong
Cause your dong is so damn long

Nothing
In this
World can
Destroy

My shaft
Your face
My meat
Your ass

Goat

Goodbye Vagina

Goodbye vagina now we have to part
You were my best pal you broke my fucking heart

Goodbye
Vagina

You were an inspiration you guided me through life
Wiped away my tears and bought my first penknife

Goodbye
Vagina

Grandma's Sweater

She bought a place in Detroit last year
What have you done
I hear you're musically inclined
That shits finna done gone blow my mind

On the plane the guy had a sweater
She wanted in but I wouldn't let her
Where oh where is that letter
I wrote and wrote to make it better

But my grandma still died

Grandmommy

Thank you for taking care of my Grandmommy
She aint no dummy
She loves Jesus just like a douche
She is a saint, that's the truth

The way she cares about people makes her ass flare
I wouldn't ever trade, her not for anything right there

I guess you are the only bitch
Who would half-way give me a twitch
How precious is the thing
To hold Jesus by the other thing

As you kick her every morning
And curse her every night
Until she lost the will to fight

I know you are the groovy one
As everyone can tell
For to me she is my Grandmommy

Guam Is For Pussies

Guam is for pussies
Pussy
If you're not in Guam, go back to Guam you fucking pussy
Guam is for pussies
Pussy Guam
Yo Guam
Pussy

Habanero Peppers

Habanero peppers
Burn my eyes
Don't touch your eyes
It burns
Mother fucker
That shit is hot
Habanero peppers

Halloween Bag

I got some candy in my halloween bag
Halloween bag
Chocolate and candy corn
Chocolate covered raisins
Who the fuck put an apple in here?
I want more candy in my halloween bag
Give me some candy
Don't give me an apple
I want candy in my halloween bag

Hands In A Bear

He put his hands in a bear
His hand is no longer there
He ran away
And so did the bear
It was quite a scare
His hand eaten by a bear
The bear took a big crap
But the hand wasn't coming back

He put his hands in a bear
They make quite a pair
He's got no more hand
He can't do a handstand

He put his hands in a bear

Happy Mother's Day

To one who fucks until she is beat
Fucks them all before taking a seat
You relax in bed at home
So I let you suck the bone

Used my blender to shove up your ass
But rest assured it went in your ass

You go there sucks cock not small
Love the way you fuck them all

I want you to know my love for ass
And in each line from first to the last

Have You Seen My Cat?

Panzer kamakazi Aphrodesiac
Quagmire of rot
Pleasure Palace Defecation
Have you seen my cat?
Have you seen my cat?
Silent agression supression
Soildify carnal torn pelt
I see the tire tracks on its broken back
Have you seen my cat?
Have you seen my cat?

Her Pops Is A Fag

I met her jogging along the highway
I can still recall those training pants she wore
She was chewin' on tobacco but I loved her
And I knew that I would vomit on the floor
I shrieked in pain as the convulsions started
She said to me she couldn't stand my tie
And I told her that her pops is a fag
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye
I yelled at her to come back
But the judge declared I'd puke more and more

Hey Young Man Huh

Hey Young Man Huh

Hissing Ice Cream Cake

Supercharged, an electric fart
On a bolt I die
Through pouring rain or the same through dark blue sky
The fist is tight in my hand
Against it's grip I might
Will it be a plan
I hear it ask tonight
This nuclear rod, the dirty sod
A hissing ice cream cake
Light the night, turn overcast tonight
Splitting atoms in our space
On a bolt I die

Hotel California

Cock and balls for everyone
Around the store and when they cum they
Eat the cum and shove the cock
Inside their ass like my sock

Ham and cheese and nigga please
Clean that feces with handsome ease
The man he sees is in the trees
Nigga please done stole my cheese

And cock

How Should We Die

And now about death
When you die, don't be like the hypocrites who love to die publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them
I assure you, that is all the reward they will ever get

But when you die, go away by yourself, shut the door behind you and die to your father secretly
Then your father who knows all secrets will kill you
And now you die

Huge Farts Are Wicked Cool

No more troubles, no more stains
It's all over down the drain
She's lost in a rapid descent
Something to be afraid of
My fist

Her mind is steady and alarm clock is set
Pull my finger she stinks
Rip a huge fart that would be wicked cool
Black tears roll down her nose
Nothing more for her to compose

Hurtful Anal Probe

Why are you like that
Sausage in the bath

Grits stuck in my ass

Sausage can't pass
Way up my ass

Sausage can't pass
Way up my ass yeah

Why are you so black
Niggas please step back

Your so big and tall
Oh stop it right there

Grits stuck in my ass

Sausage can't pass
Way up my ass

Sausage can't pass
Way up my ass yeah

Why are you so straight
Oh right there ohkaye

Your a homophobe
With an anal probe

Grits stuck in my ass

Hurtful And Black

Why did you steal my bicycle
Is it because you are so black
It was hurtful to steal my bike
Why do you have to be so black

How come you stole my bicycle
Why not steal some watermelon
It was hurtful to steal my bike
Why do you like frying chicken

Hurtful And Totally Awesome

Awesome awesome
Hurtful hurtful
Totally totally
Stupid stupid
Thank you thank you
Grover Grover
Hurtful hurtful
Awesome awesome

Totally totally totally awesome

Hurtful Anise

What should I put in my pancakes
Guess what i've got in my cubbard

Anise it is in there
And it's anise and it's in there

Anise it is in there
And it's anise and it's in there

Guess what my pancakes taste like
Ass and anise mixed with pancakes

Anise it is in there
And it's anise and it's in there

Anise it is in there
And it's anise and it's in there

Hurtful Bacon And Sausage That Was A Gift From Loyd Hampson

There is this place that I visit
It is the place that i'm in

There is this hurtful Hampson
At the place where I visit

There is a place and i'm in it
It is the place that i'm in

There is a place that I visit
It is the place that i'm in

There is this sausage bacon
At the place where I visit

Have you seen my little sausage
Did you eat all my bacon

Cock

Hurtful Bacon In The Right There

Pulled some sausage out from right there
Made some bacon in the right there
Mixed the sausage with the bacon
Ate the bacon sausage mixture

I ate bacon
I ate sausage
Mixed together
It was right there

Hurtful Big Thing

This will be the next big thing
This will be the next big thing

No brain
No brain

This will be the next big thing
This will be the next big thing

No brain
No brain

This will be the next big thing
This will be the next big thing

No brain
No brain

This will be the next big thing
This will be the next big thing

Hurtful Breakfast

You are so hurtful when you put
Your bacon in my sauce pan

And the bacon starts to sizzle
Oh the agony of bacon

You are so hurtful when you put
Corned beef into my crock pot

And the corned beef starts to boil
Agonizing boiling beef

You are so hurtful when you put
Hash browns into my toaster

And the hash browns become toasty
My hash browns are so toasty

Hurtful Daisies

Hurtful hurtful hurtful hurtful
Flowers flowers flowers flowers
Pretty pretty pretty pretty
Orchids orchids orchids orchids

Floral arrangements

Hurtful hurtful hurtful hurtful
Daisies daisies daisies daisies

Floral arrangements

Hurtful Frozen Sausage

When I was young
I bit my tongue
And it hurt real bad
It hurt

It was like a
Hurtful feeling

Bacon bacon frozen sausage

Put on my tongue

Bacon bacon frozen sausage

When I was small
I bit her ass
And it felt real good
It did

It was like a
Hurtful peeling

Bacon bacon frozen sausage

Put in the ass

Bacon bacon frozen sausage

Hurtful Hangnails

Broken
Hurtful
And
Distasteful

Busted
Hurtful
And
Disgraceful

You have hangnails
And they're tasty
Hurtful hangnails
That are tasty

Smashed up
Hurtful
Uh
And duh fmm

Shattered
Hurtful
And
Duh right there

You have hangnails
And they're tasty
Hurtful hangnails
That are tasty

Fucked up
Hurtful
Oh
And right there

Chumpy
Hurtful
And
Duh out there

You have hangnails
And they're tasty
Hurtful hangnails
That are tasty

Oh and duh fmm
Duh and right there
Duh and uhh fmm
Oh and right there

Hurtful Jubilee

Maybe some uhh
Sausage and uhh
Bacon with uhh
Side of rice there

It would be so wonderful
To have some of that stuff right there

Maybe with uhh
Bacon some uhh
Sausage and uhh
Plate of rice dere

It would be just fantastic
To have some of those things out there

Maybe and uhh
Sausage with uhh
Bacon some uhh
A jubilee

My dreams would come true right there
Have a jubilee right there

Hurtful Lauren

I got this
Hurtful call
On my
Voicemail
This morning
And I cried

Why is she so hurtful to me
She is so hurtful to me

There was this
Hurtful call
On my
Voicemail
This evening
And I died

Why is she so hurtful to me
She is so hurtful to me

I got this
Fucking call
On my
Voicemail
This morning
Fucking cried

Why is she so hurtful to me
She is so hurtful to me

Hurtful Mom Cheese

Okay I went out
To the kitchenette
And I got some cheese
For my sausage fest

And the cheese turned out quite bad
But the sausage was not bad

Then I went to the
Bathroom to take a
Dump into the bath
It was a floater

And it floated oh so well
Cheese and sausage floats so well

When I drained the tub
The poop it got stuck
Won't go down the drain
It was really stuck

It was jammed in there quite well
Sausage and cheese starts to smell

When I dug it out
Put it in my mouth
Tasted like your mom
Stuffed with a sausage

In the door walked all my friends
Eating your mom's cheese again

Hurtful Nutmeg

Hurtful cloves
And hurtful nutmeg
Hurtful spices
Hurtful nutmeg
Where's the bacon
Where's the sausage
Hurtful nutmeg
Where's the sausage

Hurting Thieving Bicycle Thieves

Hurtful pain you're causing me
Hurtful pain is hurting me

Hurtful things we cannot see
Hurting spines of mystery
They really really hurt me
Those hurtful pains of misery

Hurtful pain that no one sees
Hurtful pain is like feces

Hurting things nigga please
Hurting thieving bicycle thieves

Hurtful Throwing Things

You are hurtful
When you throw things
In my face

Why do you throw
Things into my face

You throw sausage
And you throw
Some bacon

That really hurts
Sausage and bacon

Right there

Hurtful Tra La La

You are hurtful
Fa la la la

You are hurtful
Tra la la la

You are hurtful
Fa la la la la la la la

You

Hurtful Weiners

When where what why
Whom and right then

Cocktail weiners
On a toothpick
Into my mouth
Into my ass
Cocktail weiners
Hurtful weiners

Bacon scallops
Cheese on bacon
Little meatballs
Cocktail weiners

Buttered sausage
Cheese on sausage
Little sausage
Cocktail weiners

Cock
Tail
Wein
Ers

Hurt
Ful
Wein
Ers

Hurtful Whorely

You have a small face
And you have a small face

Face
Smushed
Face
Whore

You have a small face
And you have a small face

Face
Smushed
Face
Slut

Hurtful Words About Your Disability

I bet you can't count to sixteen
You can't count up to sixteen

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

Why can't you count to sixteen
Sixteen is the count you fahg

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

Only fahgs can't count to sixteen
Maybe niggas and their kin folk

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

I want you to count to sixteen
Right there ohkaye fmm duh sixteen

Uhh

I Aint No Octopus But I Smell Like Shit

You got a problem with me?
Don't look at me like a punk
This one is trying to psych me out
I could be what i want to be
I hope this is not the end
Every shooting star has a destination.
Great strength to do things in our lives!

The feces clings to the clumps of dirt waiting for sunrise yet, it never comes
Never will it set
In the west
Or rise in the the east
And this world will no longer be full of feces
Feces waits in the turd shadows of the moon
Light waiting for sunrise or crap near the lagoon

She thinks that I have an octopus
But I don't have an octopus
I don't know why she thinks that
Why would she think that
She might just be crazy
I don't know
Why would she think I have an octopus
I don't even like calamari
Why in the world did she think that

I saw her walking down my street
She thought that my car was swell
I pulled on up to ask her a thing
But she started to pick up her pace
I honked and honked but to no avail
She kept on walking and walking
Where was she going
Does she have an octopus
Why would she have one
Who owns an octopus
Maybe she likes calamari
But I don't

I got your picture hanging on the wall
You look like a piece of shit
People laugh at my picture
But it's a piece of shit
You think that it's great
But it's not
The picture looks like a steaming pile
Why oh why do you like it so?
Must be because you like shit
Why must you be doing it?
Your posing like a big queer
And you look like a fag
And your teeth are brown

I met her standing on the lawn
It was just before dawn
The sun was shining down on her
I just stepped in a big fat turd
She looked at my shoe
And I smelled that shoe
The shoe wasn't good smelling
It felt like my socks were crapping

I Dig Deep

I'm sorry that I fisted you
I never mean to upset you
I'm sorry that my fist was hurting you
My fist is doing this to you
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive my fist
I don't want you to despise my fist
I love you but you don't love my fist

If you follow my arm to your ass
You might not see my fist
I'm sorry that I fisted you
My ring is forever lost in you
Please tell me if you find it
In your steaming piles of shit
Maybe next time, i'll lose my bracelet
Maybe if I dig deep, I can replace it

I Don't Like Cottage Cheese

I don't like cottage cheese
No
No
No
No
No
Cottage cheese
I don't like cottage cheese
No
No
No
I don't like cottage cheese
Okay
No
I don't like cottage cheese
I don't like cottage cheese
No

I Got Me Some Of The Duh Fmm

When I was young
Just a little girl
I got me some
Of the duh fmm

And continued
The right there
Walking up and
Down the stairs

And so I was
Still a young pup dere
And all the duh
Into the right there

I continued
Up right there
Pacing to and
Whence thine stairs

I Jerked Off In The Right There (Go Fuck Yourself And Do It Well)

The air outside is hot and wet
Now I get all moist and wet

I jerked off in the right there
You won't see a single tear
When she choked on her vomit
Fuck all those egg omelets

Go fuck yourself and do it well
I sit here to remind myself
The future looks bright dere
Say you'll love me right there

I Like Bunnies

I like bunnies

I Like Cheese

I like cheese
Cheese
Muenster
Cheddar
Swiss cheese
Cream cheese
I like cheese

I Like Paper Bags

Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
I like paper bag
Paper bag
Yo
Paper bag
Paper bag
Muenster
Yo
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster
Muenster (I like paper bag)
Muenster
Muenster (Paper bag)
Muenster (Yo)
Muenster (Paper bag)
Muenster (Paper bag)
Muenster (Yo)
Muenster

I Like Sour Cream

I Like sour cream
You can put it on a taco
It's cream that went sour
Wet Scottish jew
Yo

I Rike Coca Cora

I rike-a to ride my biseekura
I go a-to-ah the supa mahket

I no findu sashimi san

I rike-a to buy some remon juice-a
I make it with da coca cora

I no findu sashimi kun

I'm Stuck In This Room And I Have To Pee

Shut up and get away from me
I'm stuck in this room and I have to pee

Did all I could and you let me down
Do I look like a fucking clown?

My patience for you I cannot hide
When your fist is in my behind

You paved your way through lies and defeat
So shut up and get away from me

Do you really think I look like a blue clown?
Yeah a clown!
No frown!
Get down with a clown!
Yeah a clown!
So blue

I'm The Devil

Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Who are you?
I'm the devil
Heh heh
Ohkaye

Instrumentals And The Feeling That I Get When I Listen To Them

Instrumentals fucking suck!

Intermission In An Unfathomable Grave

Black cats slice luscious graves
Rats suffer unfathomable caresses
Spiders cling to feral prayers
A ravenous She-wolf engulfs malodorous tears

My Master unleashes mocking splendor
This torrential rain hides under feral eclipse
Souls suffer melancholy tears
Hunger grovels before luscious tears

In Your Eyes Will Always Be A Pork Chop

Every night becomes every night
We can try but we're never right
Girl you know that I have tried
You out your cotton pickin mind?
Maybe we'll find some way to ease our spoons
Maybe our souls can hide the pain in the moon
Maybe a lie will be enough to torture
but in your eyes will always be a pork chop

Irish Stew

I love shit, it's so easy
And in your eyes I see a deuce that lies
On and on
Spinning like a toilet through my bowl

Never felt a turd so true
So brown I can see corn in you
Toilet water is so blue
My shit is so green
The toilet seat is so warm

Irondale Lounge Singer

I'm gonna start it off on the first five
I'm going to bring it back on the flip side
And i'm about ready to bring this bitch on home

It's Grover

It's Grover
Yo, It's Grover
Oh, Yo, Grover
It's Grover
Yeah Grover
Not Brandy Right There!
It's Grover!
He's Blue!

I've Got Two Balls In A Sack

Would you not please kick my ass
In my face and not my ass

You punched me on my ankle
Why did you punch my ankle

I feel like pounding some ass
Deep inside of your wet ass

I've got two balls in a sack
One for your mouth
One for your mouth

I've Seen Better Days

I've seen better days

Jalapeno Vomit Blood

Pouring blood
Festering corpse
Rotted fetus
Flowers and trees
Flopping the scale
Fuck your mother
Yo what it is
Pimpin does hoes
Maggots yum
Jalapeno vomit blood

Jimmy Doesn't Listen

We're on a field trip and Jimmy isn't listening
Jimmy runs in front of the swings when I tell him not to
Some kid on a swing pummels him in the back

Jimmy's parents come to pick him up
I need to tell them what happened to Jimmy
I'm sure to mention that Jimmy's listening skills are shit

Live out your time properly
And that they truly do
He threw himself upon his back
And beat him with his clenched fist

Jimmy went to the hospital
With fist marks on his face
His mom was disgraced
With Jimmy's fucked up face

Keep In Mind Frip Side (Acapella Cave Remix)


Keep in mind frip side captain
Keep in mind frip side
Keep in mind frip side captain
Frip side
Frip side
Frip side
Frip side
Frip side
Frip side
Keep in mind frip side captain

Keep In Mind Frip Side

Keep in mind frip side captain
Keep in mind frip side
Keep in mind frip side captain
Frip side
Frip side
Frip side
Frip side
Frip side
Frip side
Keep in mind frip side captain

Keys

Have you seen
My
Keys

I need some
Help
Please

I might have left them by the couch or
In your ass by the back door

Maybe they are crammed up there
Have you seen my keys right there

Have you seen
My
Keys

I need some
Help
Please

Kind Of White Right There

Cold days and cold nights
Rainy days and rainy nights
Ahhh the sun
I feel the sun
The sun is warm
Yes it is warm

I feel my arms
I feel my legs
I feel my fist
And I feel like eggs
The sun reflects
It is reflecting
It is bright
It is queer
And kind of white

KKK Katie

K
K
K, K Katie

Kung Fu Vomit Blood

If it hadn't been for me using my kung fu
Heh heh
You guys would have nothing
Okay!
Vomit blood
Okay
Remember to practice kung fu
Ohkaye
Okay!
Vomit Blood
Ohkaye
Why?
Heh heh

La Cancion Espanola

Yo
Esto es una cancion
Esta en espanol
Es la cancion espanola
Cante por favor adelante
No es gigante
Estas palabras son espanolas
No son ingleses
No esta sobre la mayonesa
Hijo de una perra
Palabra
Yo

Leave

Go go go
Go go go
Go go go
Go go go
Go go go
Go go ahh!
Go go go
Go go go

Lemons

When life hands you lemons
Whatcha gonna do?
I'm gonna kill five people

Life In The Fast Lane

My car has no tread
And I chew tobacco
I like to drive fast
And I go in circles
Got no brain
I drive in circles
No brain

Nascar motherfucker
Dumb ass motherfucker
Nascar motherfucker
Dumb ass motherfucker

My cousin is my wife
She doesn't have teeth
And she's my sister
She blows a good cock
And she's my mother
Nascar motherfucker

Little Cats Yeah

I like little cats
Wearing little hats
Prancing little cats
Eating little rats

Then came a rat
Went for the cat
Pounced on his hat
Startled the cat

He dove for cover
Into the cubbard
He got stuck in there
The cat's stuck in there

The rat stayed upon his hat
And made a bed that's made from cats hats

YEAH!

Little Miss Muffett

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider (rah)
Who sat down beside her (rah)
And frightened Miss Muffet away
Away
Away

Love To The Thousandth Power

To be loved by someone can be a lovely thing
But not loved can be a one night fling
You cant see cunt cuts like a knife
Enter your soul exit your hole
Try to catch it, it runs away
So its normal and you're gay
Wipe your tears wipe your ass
Place my fist in your ass
UHH

Magic For The Kids

Show the magic, tell the stories
Tell me a fucking story
Travelling through and guide me along the way
So they make up their own minds one day

The circus has the magic thing
Where the stars are ass fucking
The clowns come right in at the start
To put a big cock into your naughty parts

As the show is going along
The music plays and that's just wrong
In the interval you drink a shit

Man Oh Man I Came Across This Site Tampa Web Design Build Your Own Site Builder E-Commerce

I want to make my own site I surf the web for hours
Every time I come up with ideas
I run into the same problem
One is cost
Two, the instructions
Were hard to follow

Man oh man when I came across this site
Man oh man I knew that shit was tight
Man oh man I knew i'd be alright

Tampa web design
Design your website
E-commerce Tampa
Man oh man that shit is tight

Mister Bitch Screamer Character

Fags, bitches, hoes
Why God Why?
Bitches, bastards, whores
Why God Why?

What have I done to deserve this red horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of whores
Like a mister bitch screamer character, i'm wordy and alone
Why God Why?

Schmucks, fags, douche bags
Why God Why?
Whores, douche bags, hoes
Why God Why?

What have I done to deserve my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the hell of whores
Like a mister bitch screamer character, i'm wordy and alone
Why God Why?

Mucho Estupido

Mucho
Estupido
No es bueno
Estupido
Mucho
No es elegante
Es estupido
Mucho estupido
Mucho mierda
Mucho vomito
Mucho estupido

Must Be Nice

Must be nice fellas
It must be nice

Mustard Seed

Mustard Seed

Mutha Fuska

Mutha fuska
Mutha fuska
Mutha fuska
Mutha fuska
Mutha fuska
Mutha
Mutha

My Dad Says That Fathers Day Is For Pussies

Mow the lawn
And cut the grass
And chop the blades bitch
Manicure the sod
Don't make me take off my belt
Whip your black ass
Yo

My Favourite Sock

My favorite person is my sock
With just one look, you can tell
She is not a rock
She is the perfect example of a sock

She makes me know that I am her bitch
She loves me enough to give me a twitch
She lets me know when I am gay
She is the perfect example of a sock

She opens up the door to her pantry
To a weary one like thee
I hate when we are sent from the pantry
She is the perfect example of a sock

She hugs me when I'm feeling horny
That's why I love her parties
For her, the extra mile is a waste

My Heart Still Longs For Excrement

Okay!
Okay!

My Mind Is A Blank Canvas

My mind is a blank canvas
Blood bleed
Blood bleed
There's nothing in my brain
Blood bleed

My Taj Mahal

I grow closer to my potty
I can breathe and smell poo poo
In these halls, in these halls
Everytime I whisper in your rear
It echoes back to me so near
I think of love once stuffed
And lost in rust

Yo my Taj Mahal
You make me tall
Spur the sun into your hall
I cannot explain taj mahal
It has blinded me with pain
My brother is insane
Taj mahal you will see
I grow closer to my potty

No I Don't Like Bunnies

Okay!
No!
I don't like bunnies
Okay!

Non-Dairy Creamer

Non-dairy creamer
I like putting it in my coffee
Coffee's just not the same without non-dairy creamer
It comes in many flavors such as hazelnut, vanilla hazelnut, cinnamon, (ohkaye) chocolate and
Non-dairy creamer
Put it in your coffee
It makes it taste better
Non-dairy creamer

Normoblast Timepleaser

Okay!
Okay!
Okay!

Nosferatu Oblivion

She hides under lonely poison
Souls recoil from midnight brilliance
A black cat curses tainted impudence
Spirits shudder with gloomy soul

Oblivion unleashes midnight addiction
The Muse entangles serpentine beauty
Fire writhes feral torment
Nosferatu recoil from fleeting treachery

Not After The Way You Made Me Cry

Don't ever try, no don't ever ever try no don't try ever try
To find your way, back into, this heart of mine no don't try
Don't ever try, no don't you ever ever try don't try don't try at all
Not after the way you made me cry

You went away, because you are gay
While you were going away, I got so blue
Yeah, I got so blue, so blue, yeah blue
I through, and I passed, I ran and I fell
And now your back again... again once again

I don't care, what you have to say
But I don't care, and you don't care, but I don't care
About you not caring
No matter how hard you try and seem to try hard
You ain't ever gonna find in my behind
Your way back into this heart of mine
Not after the way you made me cry

Nothing Is Okay

Ohkaye
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

Nougat

One sweet day my smile sang a song
A love that had been so wrong
Hither and here it swept through my nougat
I crave your scent that is your nougat

You left my every part yearning for more
Tickling and teasing nougat to the core
Passing over into your comforting fist
Feel it pierce through it's nougaty wrist

It is my saviour, the keeper of my nougat
I leap in blindly, deep into my nougat

Nut Hugger

Don't want no trashy hoes
Just her pistachios
I said
Don't want no trashy hoes
Just her pistachios

Salty and good
Salty and great
Fistfuls of nuts
I just ate

Down to the cornershop
Ask for a bag
Rick-a-dee ass
Or get out of here fag

I went to eye-bor
Looking for whores
If they're deshelled
The cup holds more

Green, brown, green-brown, gray
Eating pistachios is so gay
1-2-3-4-5-6-yay
Pistachio life is the only way

Seven of them would be fine
Heaven on earth could be mine
Could you spare 3.99?
On pistachios we could dine

Ohkaye Vomit Blood

Ohkaye
Why?
Muenster
Cheddar
Ohkaye
Why?
Ohkaye

Old

I felt so old
There is nothing for me to do
Since you went away
Wishing you were here to stay
But your not right dere
And i cant do a thing right here
Wishing you were ohkaye
Waiting to fist
Wanting to fondle
Wishing you hadn't been a douche

Opeth Doesn't Have To Bo Home At Eight

Opeth doesn't have to go home at eight
Do you think that they would have got to where they were if they did?
No!
Obituary was probably allowed out until at least ten pm
Combat Wounded Veteran didn't have to go home at eight
If Celtic Frost had a cerfew then we wouldn't even know who they were
No!
We wouldn't Know who they were
Who the fuck is Gefilte Fist

Other Douche

Douche bag

OY

OY
OY
OY

Pancake Bitch

Pancake
Pancake bitch

Pancake "Of Horror"

Who are you?
I'm the devil
Pancake

Pain

Pain
It hurts
Pain
It doesn't feel good
It doesn't make me laugh
Ow!
Pain
Yeah!
Ohkaye

Paper Bag (Remix)

Paper bag, paper bag, paper bag, paper bag, etc...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, etc...
Paper bag, paper bag, paper bag, paper bag, etc...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, etc...

Paper Bag Vomit Blood

Yo
Paper bag
Yo yo
Paper bag
Uh huh
Paper bag
Paper bag
Vomit blood
Plastic no it's paper
Yo
Paper bag
Yo
Yo

Paper Bags Are Preferred, Not Cottage Cheese...Okaye?


Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
Yo
I don't like cottage cheese
Cottage cheese
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
I Like
Paper bag
Paper bag
Paper bag
Paper bag
Paper bag
Paper bag
Paper bag
Paper bag
OKAY!
OKAY!
I Like
Paper bag
Ohkaye
Ohkaye

Paris And Benji (9 Months Of Bliss) (Fucking Cunt)

Paris
Benji
After nine months of bliss, Paris and Benji called it quits
Who cares
Faggots
Paris is a fucking cunt who the fuck is Benji Madden?

Phlegm And Bile Falling From The Sky

Phlegm and bile falling from the sky
Phlegm and bile falling from the sky

Plasma And Mucus Falling From The Sky

Plasma and mucus falling from the sky
Plasma and mucus falling from the sky

Plastic Bag

Plastic bag
Plastic bag
It's not paper, it's plastic
Plastic bag
Plastic bag
Plastic bag
Plastic bag

Post Nasal Pimp

My ho got me sick
Musta been from dat pimp
That mutha fucka got her sick
He's always doin dat shit
Pimp ass mutha fucka
Sick nasty old brotha
She's got a post nasal pimp
He keeps sickening my bitch
He's gots to be trippin
If he thinks i's be tippin
I ain't payin shit
For some post nasal pimp
Yahhh
Post nasal pimp
Yo

Pretty Pink Bunnies

Pretty pink bunnies
Pretty pink bunnies
Hopping they are lovely
Watch them wag their tails
Pretty pink bunnies

Pus And Mucous Falling From The Sky

Pus and mucous falling from the sky
Pus and mucous falling from the sky

Quite Possibly I Just Might Be Undecided



No
Yapp
Okay
No
No
Yapp
Ohkaye
Yapp
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
Yapp

Quite The Handsome Fellow

I always thought my friends were true
I never thought they'd make me blue

Betray me
Lie to me
Fist me
Deeply

I always thought I could confide
With your fist shoved deep inside

Deeply
Moistly
Touchy
Feely

Why did you shove your thing inside
Right there inside yes inside

Rain

Rain
Rain
The raining of the rain

Nothing good shall came of rain
It breaks my heart to feel the pain of rain
The pain it hurts when it hurts from the rain

Rain
Rain
The raining of the rain

I wish that there never was any rain
My joints hurt in pain when it rains
I know first hand the feeling of rain
Rain is full of rainful feelings

Rainbow Colored Debonair

Melancholy red balloon
Dancing on a string
Distant eyes and faked surprise
Forming on a face

Rainbow-colored debonair
In a world that's truly gay
Children's laughter and despair
Eating life's ass away

Candles on the sweetest cake
Burn out just the same
You'll long for one more second
Even if it's pain

In the end what will there be
When no more clowns are left
Floppy shoes and reds and blues
Dusty on a shelf

Friendly eyes convey a smile
Hidden with a frown
There's nothing left that's beautiful
When God forsakes a clown

Raise Your Derriere

Because legs are lifted raise your derriere
Hips are pushed forward sway to and right there
In other words, heels place your booty on a pedestal
Last, but not least, heels change the wearer's walking style

Shuffle be comes a saunter
Walk like a faggot
When walking simply raise your derriere

Top brand name designer footwear
Derriere top brand name right there
Top brand name designer footwear
Oh the derriere is right there

Rice And Beans

Put it on a taco
Smear it on a burrito
Drizzle it on a nacho
Eat a quesadillo

Go cut my lawn
You mexican
I'll eat your food
You cut my lawn

Mexican

Right There In Thin Air Sky

The sky was gray and I was gay
Touched down and she stole my heart away
I like to drive in a shiny bus
And watched him walk right through okay
This one time, it was so awesome, I like went right there in thin air
I went with my boy Derek moist

Roasted Peppers

Roasted peppers
They're peppers that are roasted
They taste good on a pizza
Roasted peppers

Rollin

I've said it once before
I'll say it again
Lose 200 pounds
Or donít you call me your friend

You scream like bitch
You know you got soul
But if you bust a stitch
Then you know you got rolls

You hide secrets in your rolls
But you can't fool me
The truck tips sideways
When you get into the seat

If you bleed from the eyes
You know you got ebola
If you need a bigger size
Then You know you got roll-a

You could eat 80 wings
If I had to guess
Your mouth says no
But your gut says yes

If you're a miner
You know you got coal
If you split your pants
Then you know you got rolls

You know you got rolls

Rotisserie Chicken

The chicken is turning
It is getting roasted
See it getting brown
See it dripping fat
Watch the skin get crispy
See it spin on the rack
Rotisserie chicken
Take it off the rack
Put it on a plate
Serve it to some people
They will eat it
They might like it
Or maybe they won't
Rotisserie chicken
Ugh

Running Amuck With Enraptured Ravens

Hunger summons enraptured passion
Ravens run amuck through dying tears
She spirals unclean impudence
My lust slices nocturnal addiction

Sausage On A Stick

Sausage on a stick
Sausage on a stick

I put my mouth on a sausage
And my mouth was on a stick

Sausage on a stick
Sausage on a stick

I pulled the stick from my mouth
What was left was not a sausage

Sausage on a stick
Sausage on a stick

A B C D E F G
Shove more sausage into me

Stick

Sausage Sausage Bacon Bacon

I went to the store to pick up some things
And in that store I grabbed a few things

Sausage
Sausage
Bacon
Bacon

Those few things that I grabbed
The bulk of the stuff that I had

Bacon
Bacon
Sausage
Sausage

Sex With Black Men

I love to have sex with men
Lots of sex with big black men
I can take on like ten of them
Fuck them all then do it again

Sex with big black men

She Likes Watching The Cars

She likes watching the cars
She likes grass in the medians
She likes watching the cars collide
Likes watching the carseats contort
Likes seeing the trapped children burn
It makes her hot
Freak

She Likes Watching The Planes

She likes watching the planes
She likes the smell of flowers
She saw the plane plummeting to earth
Crash landing in the field
Watch the bodies burn
Watch the engine blow
Gag on the sickening smoke
She likes watching the planes
Burn

She Made Biscuits

She made biscuits and gravy for a while
You could smell the stuff, from miles and miles

She didn't have riches or fame
The town-folk called her a name

How ya doing on this fine day
The Lord is still blessing me okay

Since I was a small kid
God has blessed me with all the things I did

Shit Will Carry Through All Your Storms And All The Storms

Precious feces
Who shits with me
And I am sure
You will agree
That flowing turd
Precious feces
For all your burdens
Shit will carry
Through all your storms
And all the storms
Precious feces
Who shits with me
Shit is so kind
Always on time
It's loving way
Every day

Precious anus
That sits on me
And I am sure
You will agree
That flowing ass
Precious feces
All for your burdens
Ass will carry
Through all your holes
And all the holes
Precious anus
Who shits on me
Ass is so kind
Always on time
It's loving way
Ass every day

Shopping Spree

How did we get where we are today
The seas spray their ocean foam
Frayed nerves and bundles of seeds
Billions of nets trapped in the things

Thanks for the memory
You really stuck out well
You come past the cars and sheep
Whirring like a dream in sleep

The sound of the child's ear
Pressed against your bloated rear
Living life like the ocean wave
Your children I want to enslave

The freshly cut grass
And the happy trees
Make me smile in the breeze
Starry tears wandered free
Going on a shopping spree

Shoved Into The Sea Of Life

Like a drop of strife
Into the sea of life

First there must be a learning
You'll feel anal burning
Shoved in your ass

Still deep valley and high crest
The whole of life to test

Shoved into your ass

Shrunk in Norway

There where is found the haunted dawn
Cavalry of the drift, the shard of the terror
It has plowed me to have shrunk in Norway
False meat has cracked my pleasure

Sie Lassen Mein Herz Singen

Sie lassen mein Herz singen
Ihr Gesicht ist sehr nett
Blumegeruch
Gluckliche Liebe ist in der Luft
Sie lassen mein Herz singen
Einfach dort jeder ist es nicht ein Rennen
Ich scheine, fein zu tun

Smile This Is Gay As Fuck

Smile when your heart has been broken
Smile when sad words have been spoken

Smile when you've forgotten melody
Smile when you are gay as me

Smile when the tears fall from your eyes
Smile when the sky starts to cry

Smile when you are feeling lonely
Smile I'm here your one and only

Smile when your fist is inside of me
Smile you gay chickadee

Snap Yo Fingers Feat. E-40 And Sean Paul

A gold chain
Uhh
Baggy pants
Yeah

Golden teeth
Uhh
Nasty Breath
Yeah

Fried chicken
Uhh
Collard greens
Yeah

Stole my bike
Uhh
Robbed a store
Yeah

Run from cops
Uhh
Hide the drugs
Yeah

Jeri Curl
Uhh
Relaxer
Yeah

Afro pick

Sobre

Sobre
Sobre
No es un paquete, el es un pobre
La manyana es el dia del sobre
Sobre
Sobre
Gusto de los sobres bueno en un taco
Sobre
Mi pequeno sobre
Ugh

Somtimes

Sometimes I'm happy, sometimes I'm mad
Sometimes I'm gloomy, sometimes I'm sad

Sometimes I'm cold, sometimes I'm hot
Sometimes I'm hungry, sometimes I'm not

Sometimes I'm normal, sometimes I'm crazy
Sometimes I'm busy, sometimes I'm lazy

Sometimes I'm stupid, sometimes I'm gay
Sometimes I'm right there, sometimes okay

Stuffing Feces In A Hole

I got to shit
Nowhere for it to go
The toilet blocked up
Give me your ear
Let me put it inside
Open your mouth
Open wide
Does my shit taste good?
You worthless fuck
Thanks for letting me shit
In your stuff

Tap that glass

Someone's inside
I need to get their attention
So I can enter
I'll tap that glass
All day long
If they don't answer
I'll go to the back door
And tap it from the back
I might holler
Whatever, I just need to get inside

Ten Chicken Wings And A Bottle Of Beer

I want a snack
And I am fat
Chicken wings sound good
And I am fat
A beer sounds good too
With my chicken wings
I am still fat
And I like to eat
Ten chicken wings
And a bottle of beer
I am fat

That Fucking Black Schlong

Once upon a time
I sat on a dime
The dime began to spin
I grew fucking thin

The faster that it went
The more time I spent
Sitting on that dime
Deep in my behind

Once upon a stick
I sat on a fat dick
The dick was hard and long
That fucking black schlong

The deeper that it went
The more time I spent
Bouncing on that man
Man oh man oh man

That's Just Wrong

I did all that I could do to try to get away
Pulling on my clothes, pleading for me to stay

He knows that I've been here for years
He's forcing me to have sex in my rear

He keeps coming in my mouth every night
What he was doing to me was alright

The Boy Lost His Cat (Stuck In A Tree)

There is a cat stuck in a tree
Did you see the cat in the tree
I don't know how he got up there
He must have just climbed up right there

He is so stuck he can't get down
He is so fucked he can't get down

There is a boy who lost his cat
Can you help him find his lost cat
The cat seems to be stuck up there
The boy's arms too fucking short there

He is so stuck he can't get down
He is so fucked he can't get down

Cat

The Children That Time Forgot

Your legs don't work
Or so it would appear
But I don't talk to retards
wheel your ass outta here

Oh how easy it is to spot
the children that time to forgot

You down with OPP
Or just down with Downs
Why do you keep smiling
Whenever everybody frowns

Oh how easy it is to spot
the children that time to forgot

Your heart is long
But your bus is short
Who the hell decided
running slowly was a sport

Oh how easy it is to spot
the children that time to forgot

The world says your special
And I surely do agree
It is something special
When a boy sits down to pee

Oh how easy it is to spot
How hard it is to not
Point your finger and mock
the children that time to forgot

The Dork

There was once a kid named dork
Who always likes to snork
That dork likes to eat the pies
That dork has gay sex with guys

One day he became a spy
And he got shot and he died
He shoved his fmm right in there
And he placed his rock in there

There goes that gay fahg named dork
Your gay boy has pulled his pork
That dork likes to eat the block
That dork has gay sex with rocks

The Feelgood Song Of The Summer

Summer
Shit
Song
Stuff
Crap
Poop
Yapp
Ohkaye

Summer
Things
Sand
Fuck
Seaweed
Speedo
Douche
Whore

The Idaho Roadside Attraction

I left her standing along the highway
I kicked her out of my car
She had to be at least six feet tall
She had a goatee and a body scar
She talked too much and she was going too far
That's why I kicked her out of the car
I kicked her out of the car
She went too far
I kicked her out of the automobile
And then screamed a bitch squeal
She went too far
She's no longer in my car
Cause I kicked her out
Just to refresh, I left her out on the highway
I forcefully removed her out of the vehicle
She was still pretty tall
Her goatee was more like a 5 o clock shadow
But the point remains to be clear
I kicked her out of the car
She went too far
She will no longer reside in my 2004 Subaru outback LL Bean edition
Mom kept on screamin and bitchin
But I still kicked her out the car
Because she went too far
That bitch went to idaho
And you know
I still kicked her out of the car
She went too far

The Light That Never Goes Out

Fifteen minutes with you
Well, I wouldn't say no
People said that you were virtually dead
And they were so wrong
They were so wrong

Poor woman
Strangled in her very own bed as she read
But that's okay
Because she was old and she would have died anyway

Hair brushed and parted
Typical me, typical me
Typical me
I started something
And now I'm not too sure

Take me out tonight
Take me anywhere, I dont care
Just driving in your car
I never want to go home
Because I havent got one
Oh, there is a light and it never goes out

The Man Of The Hour Thank you sweetheart holding my hand
In the eyes of god you will stand
You went further laying to rest
Upon your broad and manly chest

And now you plan on taking me away
Although it will be for less than one day

You'll leave a lasting impression and it's me you'll grace
Even with your lousy life you've found me a place

For that kindness is forbidden
What we feel must remain hidden
In my heart rest of my blank days
Dissapointments become a haze

The Warm Touch Of A Gun

Weeping tree with your tears of pain
Will I live to see tomorrows rain
Lying in your shaded fields
Are my memories revealed
Your tears tickle my toes
With every breeze from the wind
Together we find soap scum
In the warm touch of a gun
As it shoots us in the heads
We all end up deceased

The What What

Life sucks ask the ducks
Turn into pillows and stuff
Believe me as the seals
They get fucked
Please believe me
Ask the goats
They make meals
Yeah
So blue
Ask the ducks
Who get fucked
In the what what

This Vomit Tastes Like Pudding

What is this
Coming up my throat
Pouring out my nose
Dripping out my nose
Falling on my toes

It looks like pudding
It smells like pudding
It tastes like pudding
My vomit tastes like pudding

Tight In My Arms Tonight

Maybe my bacon is overdone
But I like it crispy fag

Can I touch you in the crotch
And hold you tight in my arms tonight

Can I touch your magic pole

Timmy Doesn't Snitch

If she's got a uterus
Eyeballin' her is a must
Almost any bitch
Will make his cock twitch

When he sees a dude
It triggers the same mood
When he felt his cock twitch
He got a burning itch

Call them on the phone
Ask them what they wear
He's got a windowless van
outside your day care

When he sees a child
He becomes a pedophile
Just felt his cock twitch
Hopes Timmy doesn't snitch

Toast

Toast
Toast
Toast
Toast
Toast
Toast
Toast
It used to be bread

Toenail Clippings


Toenail clippings
The other day I cut my toenails
Toenails
I cut one too short
Toenail
It started to hurt
Toenails
It's a pain when I walk
Toenail clippings

Totally Penetrating

Don't be a loser in the bedroom
Stuff your mouth with a dong, maybe two
It will feel real grand
As the penetrating power doubles
You'll be blowing more than bubbles

Trailer Park

I live in a trailer park

Truck Stop Whore

I met her at a truck stop
She was whoring at the truck stop
I saw her and had to stop
This was the only truck stop

It wasn't cold, it was quite hot
Right here at this truck stop
She wanted me to pay her alot
In the rear of the truck stop

In my mirror was a cop
He was heading to the truck stop
She started and couldn't stop
Here comes the cop
To the truck stop

The cop said at the truck stop
No whoring is allowed at the truck stop
No whoring is allowed even for a cop
Donuts and coffee
Donuts and coffee
Donuts and coffee
At the truck stop
Stop
Stop
Stop
Go
Go
Go

Unanswered Prayers

I am just a little boy that screams like a bitch, God
And I want to talk to you
About the sky above
Why is it always raining vomit and blood?

Those big green and brown things with corn in them
Is that where you lay your head?
My grandma is up there visiting you
No she's not, she's in hell
In a pool of her own vomit

Undress Me With Your Eyes Lord

Worship his holy name
You will never be the same
When his spirit is deep inside you
The mighty savior will rape you

His wisdom and power astonish
Praise his beautiful works
He exalts his mighty power on yo ass
Adores grabbing your bloated rear

Can you tell me why lord
You keep staring at my ass
Don't you have fags in heaven
Why must you undress me with your eyes

Your high and mighty with your clouds and stuff
Father oh father, why do you need to cup
My package
Why oh lord is your spirit working your way
In my pants

Vegan There Slugger

A waste product
Feces!
It's a toxic tasty treat
Easy!
There slugger, it isn't made of meat
So vegans can eat it
Eat shit you hippy
Mother fucker piece of shit
Yeah

Vomit And Explosive Excrementing

I met her in a gay bar
She was drinking at the bar
I walked up to her
And she walked up too

My feet stumbled on the floor
Why does she pour
A drink on my head
I feel like i'm dead
It doesn't seem to be right
That she wont take me home tonight

My mind seems to be racing
While my feet keep pacing
I feel like I might have jet lag
Turns out i'm a big fag
Big fag
No jet lag
Big fag

I took her home to meet my mom
She shit and peed on my lawn
Her cousin was visiting from out of town
My bacon seemed to be a frown

We cooked them some ham
Mutha fuckas god damn
Shit ass punk ass bitches be trippin
Old dykes want to be out lickin
Yo my fingaz iz flickin
Aint about no stickin
My favorite thing on the rotisserie is chicken
Fry it up dont bake dat shit
Mutha fucka I don't give a shit
God damn
Yo

Yahhhh
Ripping intestines and gouging eyes
Blood dripping from her thighs
Vomit and pus and bile and things
Cut out her liver and eat chicken wings
Blood
Feces
Vomit
Explosive excrementing

Watch It There Willis

Willis
Watch it
Come on
Willis
Easy there
Willis
Watch it
Step back
Look at yourself
Easy
Willis
Come on
Willis
Ugh

Watermelon


Watermelon
Watermelon

What The Fuck Am I Eating?


Enriched Parboiled Rice
Rice, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin Mononitrate, Folic Acid
Hydrolyzed Vegetable Protein
Corn, Soy, Wheat

Whatchamacallit Chicken Wing Minions


Daggers whatchamacallit chicken wing minions
Thine spunk gentlemenstartyourengines unqualified abattoir
Pyres annika with tardy effervescence
My goth destroys unconstitutional deception

When I Come Home


When I come home
When I come home
When I come home
Blah

Where Is The O?


My K is ohkaye
Oh my k
No way
Where is my k?
Have you seen my k?
Oh kay
Right there
Yapp

Where is my o?
My k is ok
It's missing an o
Where is the o?
Oh right there
NO
Oh kaye
Where is the o?

Where You Going?


Go Go Ahh!

Whore Broke My Will To Live


I feel miserable
Gay rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Trunk defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Trill aint doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Whore Broke My Will to Live
Whore Broke My Will to Live
Whore Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Whore Broke My Will to Live

Whore To The Core


I met a whore
She liked grindcore
I took her to the store
When she sleeps she snores
She liked grindcore
What a whore

Worm Of Little Murderer


Maddening, master, contemplating, graceful
Keeping on the hammer
Worm of little murderer
Avoiding on the tooth
Standing labyrinth and whore

Yokai


Yokai
Yokai wadoku desca
Yokai
Baka, baka
Knifu no yokai

Yom Kippur

Bacon plated sausage for you
Bacon plated sausage you jew

You can't eat bacon
Because you're such a fucking jew

Bacon plated sausage for you
Bacon plated sausage you jew

You just eat your matzoh
And you fuck only hebrews

You can't have bacon

You Fuck Idiot

I gain ten pound
I try diet
I eat no meat
I am obese

I eat no meat
I am obese

No meat diet
You gain the weight
You look some fat
You try no meat

You eat no meat
You are obese

You Lay There


I see you dying there
People stop and stare
Strong toes step on you
What Grover would do

If I help you move your ass
You might call me lass
You have delicate skin
Please let a brotha in

Your teeth seem to mezmerize
Shit dripping from your thighs
You lay there as if saying
I am not staying

You lay there screaming
I am breathing
You are sneezing
And I am not

You Know How They Are

Taco
Taco
Ball sack
Ball sack
Blowa
Blowa
Flava
Flava
Masta
Bayta
Anal
Raper
Fisting
Neighbors

And we are
In a car
And we go
Oh so far
Here I am
In a tree
Like a cat
It is me
I despise
The black guys
In their eyes
How they are
That you know
They are black
Stole my bike
Want it back

Taco
Taco
Ball sack
Ball sack
Blowa
Blowa
Flava
Flava
Masta
Bayta
Anal
Raper
Fisting
Neighbors

Your Face Was Made For Kicking


You were born a bit too small
But your head was too fucking big
Your nose is crooked
And your teeth are rotted
Your face was made for kicking
You are so fucking ugly
Your parents are assholes
And your neighbor is a bastard
Your face was made for kicking

Zeke


My truck has big tires
I need a ladder to get in
I'm a four wheelin mother fucker
My cousin Zeke thinks its great
Throwing mud and peeling out
We head on over yonder to the corn field
Causin havoc and killing corn
Spit tobacco on my boots
Confederate flag flying free
I'm gonna tell you what
My brother aint gonna borrow my truck
My pickup is full of mud
Mud looks like shit piled on my bumper
I aint gonna get me a flat tire
Zeke fell outta the truck and tumbled down that there hill
Looks like the creek went and done rise for him
The south will rise again but not for Zeke
I'm fixin to spread his ashes in the Georgia mountains
Lift a glass a moonshine high for good ol Zeke