'Cause We're Gay?

Your opinions are as crappy as our music

Man why don't you just like make 1 good song instead of 99 below par ones.

This is crap, total crap. You should kill yourselves immediately.

This songs rings true in my heart of hearts. You are true visionaries. Keep up the magnificient work! Assholes.

Would it be ok... hahahahahaha I don't know what else to say. Terrible, I wouldent even really call that a song. More like a waste of three minutes of my life that I will never get back. Thanx for that...

Ok....duh.....ok......owaaaaa What the hell is this??? You gotta be joking right??? Nevermind, I love you You shall be my favorite band from this day forth.

Prozac Withdrawls Did someone hide a mic in the mental institute? This is mm.. quite disturbing. Harmonicas and psychopathic teenage ranting. Guitars: was a little too distracted to notice you doodling in the background. Your target audience is a brand of oddball I have not yet met the likes of.

Cool! This Song is freakin' insane! Mmmm-hmmm - Noi- Z! I am impressed by the evil insanity and sheer comic value of this track. Not to mention the hightly original arrangement and format!

Odd yet Fun It freaks me out but i do believe thats the intention. It never changes, which works for this song. Sounds like it is an intro track for something. It makes me want to beat up somebody.

Joke? This has to be a joke. If not then man you need to find another hobby cause metal or even any music is just not your thing. Why is this on here man? I'm sorry but this is horrible.

This song made my cat eat a sandwich. So I made him wear a hat. BEST SONG YET? Keep up the good work.

I'm not a particular fan of this style, but I still find the songs pretty good.

Ur Snogs is easily the most dischordant, half-baked, aborted fetus of an album I've ever heard. As I listened to it I fantasized about time traveling to 15 minutes before and killing myself, or, burning alive in public. I now live obsessed with the notion of forgetting it. I hate you and your music sucks.

Okay...so...um...I listened to Raaaar. And well, it was very interesting. But here's why...work this summer has been total shite....so this "music" totally fits how I feel. In fact, I can honestly say that Raaaar spoke to the inner me. I was almost in tears, whether from my ears bleeding or the touching of my soul, I can't really tell.

But hey, thanks for sharing. Unfortunately, I will probably listen to more.

:-)

Uuhhmm, This music sucks! I tried, really I did. I would rather be fisted with Gifilte fish than listen to this dreck.

crap, pure crap

Fuck you for linking George Kell to such bullshit. You're an asshole.

i like how "I've Seen Better Days" speaks to mankind about the aparthied and global warming, .....well said boys

I found you guys doing a search for stupid mexican, lol. I am mexican and I am grindcore since the 90's. By the way I fully support the shit music you do, as I am also a manufacturer of shit music and low fidelity noise.

so you guys are what? A racist grindcore band?

you have ... interesting music, that's for sure

I like Burning Up by The Jonas Brothers and not your nasty version

I laughed at your wall post for a while... especially the title : You Moist Taint Dooshe Bag Homo Sexual They Will Fuck You Deep Uhh Ooh Ahh Ahh" and I notice the image you guys made for "C*nt" - hilarious!

Gefite,You Need to get A Life,OR micheal Jacksons Dr

I finally got to sit down and listen to the cd, about a day after I got it. So I popped it into my sisters' Spongebob cd player, and I have to say; holy shit guys, it's fucking awesome. I don't know what else to say about it. It's awesome, and epic. Very epic. My music sucks sausage on a stick in comparison.

Oh, and to be totally honest, I would buy this cd over any Anal Cunt release any day.

Keep up the good fucking work.

Seasme Street Sweet, [Somebody Scream Like A Bitch] almost sounds like a metal ska song. Sounds funny/jumpy nice stuff. The cookie monster is a good singer/style for this. My fault if im putting you down, but no doubt, if you played a show down where I live, we'd like you.

Somebody Scream Like A Bitch is ] stupid..... you have to be jokin right. you cant be serious. This is the worst song i have had to privilegde to say you completly suck man. Im not even sure you have potential. Please do yourself a favor and try another instrument other than you singin or playing any guitar. good luck........

We like your music, especially bread, it is very poinient AND EMOTIONAL, I dont know why I wrote that in big, but everything has a reason, thanks for your comments about the wankers!

As an Iron Chef fan, I am offended.

That may possibly be the biggest waste of 1:06 I have ever expereienced in my life. Utter refuse...

Ouch, seriously? This is a horrible joke! Okay, this is almost unbelievable. The singer sounds like he has the microphone down his out of tune throat. Guitars are single chords, trumpet effect keyboards, just a terrible production. There is just no structure to this at all. Without taking production quality into consideration, this just sounds like noise. I like metal, hard rock, and this, this, this I can't even classify as music. Sorry if this is harsh, but honestly I think you put this song on this site as a joke, or on a crazed cocaine binge. If you are reading this review and think I am being too harsh, play the song and read my comments. If you disagree with anything I had to say give me a terrible review score but this is absolutly the most untalanted, worthless, joke of a song I have heard on this site out of nearly 200

Scream like a b*tch!!! Is it emo, electronic, noise or what?!?! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!! I don't know where the idea for this track came from but I'm glad it did! I definitely haven't heard anything like that, and as a matter of fact that's the most original track I've heard on this website!! Keep up with the good work!

i think this is the best song I have ever heard. without question. why are not signed. i love you!!!!!

Is this comedy metal or what? Guitar tone is awful, Vocals make me want to smash my head in to the wall so I loose consciousness. Drums, bass neeed work.

this song really sucks and isn't music fucking terrible and annoying i wanna hear real fucking music.

THIS IS THE WORST CRAP IVE HEARD... well.. not really the worst but not far from it. Better production and a more serious style would be great!! :) it sucks!

hardcore metal? More like comedy...the drums were horribly recorded, maybe its the mic u got. get a new mic dude. The lyrics were no more than annoying, i would actually make them decent so ppl would listen to the song. keep trying dude,(and song wailing on the mic with that annoying high pitched squeal)

ok so the intro sucks really bad the whole song just sucks its very weird the singer sounds like a monkey but its so bad that its very funny so u will get a great laugh out of it definitely wouldnt buy it

no comments on production. Okay I wont.. but i will comment on the cowbell, get rid of it, and the lyrics are ridiculous, the guitar sounds like your made the amp and you are playing with one of those toy guitars from the dollar store. Drums are horrible, but i am guessing it is a drum machine, which actually it is, the bass is stupid and slides way too much. I dont think there is even a bass line that follows anything, you just slide, The vocalist is an ANNOYING< this is the first time that i have turned off a song, that is how annoying this is. Im sorry. But to finish, Im really guessing this is a joke. It has to be a joke, if its not a joke STOPPLAYING MUSIC IMMEDIATLY

Uber-interesting and new wave punkish with a White Stripes attitude. the guitar groove was pretty cool but it was out of tune. Loose and sloppy but in a punk sort of way. I liked it...the screams got a little obnoxious but whatever. Nice effort.

hahah i am hoping this is a joke track cuz its damn funny, if ur a joke band then continue what u are doing cuz it has me laughing, and if ur a serious group, im very sorry.

This is the worst song i've ever heard, but i love it. It made me laugh the whole way through. It sounds like something is dying in the middle of some starting out pop punk band's band practice. I like the Indian sounding Caws. If there are any reservations around where you live, you should try to get a gig. That's enough. Turn it off. Do...something else.

This song is pretty terrible I'm sorry. Well actually I'm not. Annoying vocals. Junior high riffing and those drum machine fills are robotic at best. E- for effort

^Please stop making music, if your going to go about it like this.^

this is a joke...this is crap...why would you put this in hardcore metal...give it up...tune your guitar or sumthing...this sucks...fuck you blow...give it up...give it up...give it up

I don't know what you are trying to do. This is not a song. Yes, there is noise in the background, but this is not a hardcore metal song.

I'm not really sure how to review this. It's noise with a beat. I don't enjoy noise with a beat. I'm sure whoever made it thinks it's pretty funny, but I find it a bit annoying.

engaging from the start. i assume the out of tune guitars are intentional. makes me wanna "scream like a bitch". comedy in rock is totally underated. nice work...

What the $@*#! This is hilarious, im gonna fall offa my chair...hahahah, no more. this is a joke right? However's doing this from there computer is a comedian. It sounds like he's having a bowl movement during the song....Hilarious.....is someone getting hurt during the recording?

i like the little dinky sounding drum noises.... haha... these vocals are hilarious.... geeeeez!!!! this is insane, its massive caos.... its like drunken looney tunes meets norma jean and sadly blink 182.... hmmm.... if this is supposed to be funny, then if definately worked... if you're serious, don't quit your day job....

this is just rediculously and blatantly horrible

i mean with the only lyrics being 'somebody scream like a bitch' and then you screaming like a little girl afterwards with that god awful drum machine thing going on there.

i think you put this song up here for your amusement to see what people will actually say. And to waste people's time like mine who are going to take the time to write so that i can get a review credit for my band.

It's not even funny so i can't even give you that.

fuckin original. i wasnt really sure people put together thoughts in there mind that would create quite a distinct sound. im going to listen to this song again, only so other people can trip the fuck out on it

i think this is the best song I have ever heard. without question. why are not signed. i love you!!!!!

Peppy!! This is the only peppy hardcore metal song I've heard. VERY original.Awesome screams. GREEAT songs and superb drums.

everything about this song is irritating and makes my the hair in the back of my neck sitck up. I'm sorry, but the lyrics are stupid, same 4 words the entire song. The drums and guitar riff are as so simplistic, that I think it is the same 4 notes the entire song as well. I if were this band, I would take that mp3 of this website, otherwise you're going get some real bad reviewes!

Haha, this is what I'm talking about. Sounds like a couple guys having a good time. "Scream like a bitch" indeed. Some would doubt that there is any talent here, but there is. I'd like to see what ya'll could do with a little more focused efforts. This song would have been better if it contained a verse or two. The Scream like a Bitch hook is solid though...and I suppose it get's the job done. Kudos to you kids.

Pretty minimalistic garage sound, but hey, its Hardcore. Actualy pretty funny vocals and pretty humorous arrangement. Lots of energy. I choose to not comment on the production, but it aint that bad.

Sweet, almost sounds like a metal ska song. Sounds funny/jumpy nice stuff. The cookie monster is a good singer/style for this. My fault if im putting you down, but no doubt, if you played a show down where I live, we'd like you.

disco? punk? definately not metal. definately stupid. definately annoying as hell. no talent whatsoever. get a real job

The vocalist has a great " Harley " type voice from the Cro Mags, not bad company to be mentioned with. The track is great, crafty and witty. Thank you for the laughs.

this is some crzay shit the guitars and the crazy drums are crazy its crazy

you have to be jokin he right. you cant be serious. This is the worst song i have had to privilegde to say you completly suck man. Im not even sure you have potential. Please do yourself a favor and try another instrument other than you singin or playing any guitar. good luck........